Welcome to ThatSlikeWhoa (“we,” “us,” or “our”). By accessing our website, app, or content, you agree to these Terms. If you don’t agree, well… whoa, maybe this isn’t the place for you.
1. The Basics
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Content: Our articles, videos, and graphics are for informational purposes only. We don’t guarantee accuracy (the world’s wild, folks), so use your judgment.
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Age Requirement: You must be at least 13+ to use our platform. Under 18? Get a parent’s okay.
2. Your Responsibilities
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Be Cool: Don’t misuse our site (hacking, spamming, or posting illegal content). We’ll drop the ban hammer.
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No Plagiarism: Share our stuff? Credit us. Steal it? Prepare for legal whoa-oh-no.
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Comments/Social Media: Keep it civil. Hate speech, harassment, or trolling = instant removal.
3. Our Rights
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We can modify, suspend, or terminate access anytime (with or without a dramatic exit).
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We own our logos, branding, and original content. Don’t rip it off.
4. Privacy
Our Privacy Policy explains how we handle your data. Spoiler: We won’t sell your secrets.
5. Disclaimers
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Not Professional Advice: News ≠ legal/medical/financial advice. Consult a pro.
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Third-Party Links: We’re not responsible for external sites (click at your own risk).
6. Limitation of Liability
We’re not liable for any damages from using our site (lost time, profits, or sanity).
7. Changes to Terms
We may update these Terms. Check back—ignorance isn’t bliss.